pleaseandaitah:

Remember in That So Raven when Chelsea and Stanley had a ping-pong battle and Chelsea was so good that she busted a hole in Stanley’s paddle because she went to vegetarian camp in China

dnclrk:

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

morice:

i literally just saw someone refer to england as “near london”

voicesofmiddleearth:

omg this is the fucking funniest thing I’ve seen this year

magnezone:

seeing who actually races as mario in mario kart is an effective way of identifying a boring person 

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

suffices:

half sword, half skateboard. its called the skatesword and i invented it. now who wants to drive me to the hospital